"Say What?"

I am finding that people will say the weirdest things, not even caring if you hear or not.

I have recently come into direct, including eye contact, with:

An amusing opening for cash

"Don't be scared of me, I'm just a crack addict"

Walking to get some sliced mango on an extremely Changi-like night:

"So, do you think she's hotter than I am"

Said by girl to her 2 male friends. On my return I asked what the verdict was.

I love it when the homeless people add their 2 cents. This has been my favourite:

"Damn. Look at those legs. Those are some great long legs"

I had to turn away as I burst into hysterics

Random guy on a walking stick

"Have a lovely day, you hear me? Have a lovely day. Thanks for making mine"

This has probably got to do with the excellent hair days I have been having. Pair that with big black sunglasses and it's a can't lose combination.