Wednesday, November 29, 2006

It's finally here: The end of Movember

I can't stand this Movember thing. Especially since the revival of all those 70s/80s movies. Starsky and Hutch, Shaft, Dukes of Hazard...

I understand it is to raise money for cancer, but every tom, harry and dick is doing it and only about 5% of the guys I have spoken to are actually raising money. The other dufii (plural of dufus) are thinking this is a fashion trend and getting on the bandwagon.

The most common Mo I've seen this year is the trucker. It is atrocious. I have heard numerous stories of girlfriends telling their boyfriends if the mo stays, the action goes.

The funniest guys are those who can hardly grow a moustache. Love those ones.
But, the most common ones this year have been any 70s variant or combo of porn star, undercover brother, trucker and box car.
And if I have a meeting with someone who happens to have a mo, I can't take them seriously, at all. Even random people I see on the street who have these crazy moustaches, I just laugh at them out loud.

So to all those I know who have Mos, I am happy to say I will be glad to see it go, come December tomorrow.
To Charlie and Nemes, siyonara to your furry lips. You bastards actually assist in ruining my birthday photos. My birthday not only happens to be on the anniversary of JFK's death, AND onNational Lebanese day (please, dig the knife in deeper), I also have to contend with bloody Movember.
At least Scarlett Johansson has the same birthday as me. A small reprieve.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Deb Wiseman, when l think of you, l remember....New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits,Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer. I am also incluned to think of Billy Ray cyrus