Monday, September 05, 2005

Being a woman, is not rosy. Being a Guy, means being lazy

Waxing, plucking, tweezing and then there are periods.
All guys have to do is shave, and then they can choose not to do that.

I’m as much as sick of this topic as the rest of you are. But I need to get some shite off my chest.

I have decided a couple of things recently:

1. Maintenance V Dating Costs

Due to all the maintenance I conduct on my body, for my personal well being, my confidence and to make myself desirable to the opposite sex, I have decided no more me offering to pay for anything. Forget it.

Maintenance includes:

    • Waxing
    • Facials
    • Ginseng Bath House outings
    • Jogging
    • Weight training
    • Pilates
    • Make up costs
    • Clothing costs
    • Keeping myself educated on art and culture costs

And you know what?! It's not like I should have to justify this anyway. Guys have been wooing women for centuries. Because of some fucking women libbers in the 70's my dating life has turned into a whirlwind of confusion. Men aren't sure what to do anymore when once the rule book was so freaking easy. Guy ask girl out, girl says yes, guy pays.

2. Sluts and trollops making free sex seem ok.

Who said that in order to retain a guy's attention you need to sleep with him??
Who made the rule that you should sleep with someone after the first, second, sixth or eighth date?

Why is it that girls thought they now have to do ALL the work, reinforcing the fact that guys now have to do even less- AND at the same time they make it ok for guys to push women around with no repercussions?

I make my choices for me. Not because society dictates what is acceptable, because it fits with my lifestyle and my level of comfort.

Most people are sheep. They follow what society tells them is OK. Most people get by every day without even having to fuse one brain cell together with another.

I work in advertising; I see it all the time. Marketers think they are so removed from the consumer world, they never stop to think what they like or don’t like being subjected to and rely on ratings- Newsflash people- Ratings aren’t even real. It’s total bullshit.

I digress.

Point is:
Men- Step up to the plate and put some effort out there. Work hard for the money.
Ladies: Please don’t put out so soon. It makes my life more difficult.

3. Time to think outside the Box.
Recently I encountered what I thought was a really cool guy. He was pretty hot, he was up with pop culture, he seemed to be able to take care of himself, and he seemed to be able to know how to ask me out.

However, there was one thing on his mind and one thing only- punani and lots of it.

On our first date he revealed that he expected to ‘get lucky’. I was shocked. This guy hardly knew me, not to mention what sort of effort had he given to my cause? Not very much.

On the next date he tried to convince me on why it would be a good reason to sleep with him.

Unfortunately for his sake- I have a brain. I also have an opinion. I wish I could also say here- I can spot a tosser a mile away- but I wasted 2 dates on him.

What I do want to know is- what makes a guy have the audacity to strut around like this?

No consideration for anyone but himself.

Someone please tell me things ain’t this bad. Do nice guys still exist?

But pity….nice guys always finish last…


Ebby271 said...

Wisecrack - you've really lived up to your name - again...

As for Mr. "gimme some punani ASAP" - I think it's time for men like that to stop wasting the time of decent upstanding chicks such as yourself. They should just stick to the sluts that they know & love - & don't try & tell me they're not easy to spot - they're the ones wearing the platform cork wedges damn it!

Preppy_One said...

Well, from a male point of view - you sound frustrated maybe a good ol' roll in the hay would be just what the doctor ordered.

PS I'm pretty sure there are chivalrous gents out there.... maybe it’s where you are fishing.

Wisey said...

No Prep_head,

I'm not sexually frustrated.
I'm simply irritated at guys being fuckwits.

I'm a romantic at heart and this guy's modus operandi doesn't work for me.

Then again, we clearly want different things and silly me, I didn't see it upfront. I guess that makes me a prude.

David P said...

You're right, being a bloke is easy, and we even copmlain about shaving! Whats worse is that our lazy goodfornothing bodies get to enjoy you soft sexy ladies (well so i'm told anyway).

The thing is wiseman, is that you're so damn sexy that no red-blooded herosexual male could possibly say no!
So although Mr Punani is a grade- A cock for even thinking that a classy lady like yourself would be interested in a spanner like him; i can empathise with his motive...

Be well gorgeous

dave p