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Oh, it's sometimes feels so good to cause havoc. I don't know why. Maybe because I was so good in school? Maybe because the cheekiness now is so brazen, it's hard to resist? Who knows, but it's fun.

First order of business because it totally rocks my world:
I threw my first pair of sneakers onto an electric cable. It took about 10 throws and in the end I couldn't even hit the target (totally unlike me), so my buddy was the one to achieve the intended goal. It looks damn cool and everytime I'll pass by there i'll comment "There are the shoes" a la Ghost World's "There are the pants again"

Look closely in the centre of the image for the sneakers

I stabbed a man with a fork, almost
I was eating my typical mezze plate at some bar when some guy decided to stand right next to me with his ass in my face. I picked up the fork and attempted stabbing him in the left cheek, but I couldn't go through with it. So I put the fork in left bum pocket instead. I didn't care if he noticed the fork was in his pocket, that was my intention. So I made sure he could feel it on the way in. It worked, he removed the fork and quietly stepped away from my face.
The next guy who did that, I just told him to move because his ass was in my face. He kindly obliged.

The fork involved